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“I Would Kill Hitler” - The Party Card Game

A project in St. Louis, MO by Chris Portie

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Answer hypotheticals and tell your story. Anything goes in this hilarious game of "What Would You Do?"
Backers: 4647
Average Pledge Per Backer: $34

Funded: $157,385 of $6,000
Dates: Mar 24th -> Apr 23rd (30 days)
Project By: Chris Portie
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Latest News

World Friendly Shipping / Spite Story Podcast / $1 Game

April 19th - via:
 Cellulose Kickstarter: Podcast Link (Minute 40) :   (Read More)

Stickers / Party Freud / $1 Game

April 15th - via:
I can't tell you that YOU will love every game I recommend, but I can tell you a few things about how I'm using my platform. These are my own words, and these are ONLY projects I've sought out and I've personally backed These are ONLY projects I... (Read More)

The Spite Tier / Boogeyman / Win a $1 Game

April 13th - via:
We have 4 more updates scheduled for this campaign. 2 of those campaigns will probably have project reccos.  (Read More)

$100K, Expansion Packs, Our LLC, and We Need Your Help

April 11th - via:
Here are some ads we're running that you can like, share, and comment! (Read More)

The Spite Update - Who is Rob?

April 4th - via:
We hit our $50k stretch goal! We're doubling down on Spite! Here's what you made us do... For those of you who know and choose to spoil it below, I will clip your username and change this game to "I Would Kill _______" Don't temp me. (You still get... (Read More)

MEGA SUPER UPDATE - Stretch goals, expansion packs, shipping and more!

April 2nd - via:


March 31st - via:
We have a BIG update coming this weekend.  Here's what it touches New Stretch Goals   Day 1 Expansion Packs (We have options to vote on!) Manufacturer Update (Good news!) Shipping Information (Costs, International, Etc - being thorough, accurate... (Read More)

Win a free acting/improv coaching class!

March 30th - via:
Howdy Y'all! Quick Update One of our partners, @timmyhartbarron (Second City Improv Coach) is hosting a contest on his TikTok page right now where the winner will win a free acting/improv 1-on-1 virtual coach session AND a free copy of "I Would Kill... (Read More)

GIVEAWAY - We'll put your Hypothetical in our game.

March 29th - via:
WRITE A HYPOTHETICAL AND COMMENT IT IN THIS THREAD We just reached $30k in funding. Incredible! In celebration, let's do something fun. Comment a hypothetical scenario in this thread for a chance for it to be included in every game we make!  ... (Read More)

Founders Tier Update!

March 28th - via:
This post is for backers only. Please visit and log in to read. (Read More)

Update 4: F*ck it - It's my birthday

March 26th - via:
The SUPER Early Bird // "I Would F*ck Hitler" tier is now PERMANENT. Whatever, it's MY birthday, and you all are cool af. Boom, bam, magic wand waved. Idk you all seem to like that reward, so now it's permanent. We'll make it work on our end. I'm not... (Read More)

The Spite Story - Why we made this game

March 25th - via:
You deserve the truth. The Full Spite Story. Yes, we actually made this game to spite a man who's name is actually Rob, but you deserve to know what fueled the "hate creation of this game." Before the story, the first thing you need to know about Rob... (Read More)

100% Funded in under 24 Hours

March 25th - via:
100% Funded in under 24 Hours Wow. Incredible. Absolutely mind boggling, you absolute madlads. When we started this card game, we knew we could get it funded, but in 24 hours? This is insane. We're going to be working our ass off to SMASH our funding... (Read More)

Update 1: Halfway There! + Super Early Bird "I Would F*ck Hitler" Tier

March 24th - via:
We passed the 50% threshold! Now we have to do it all again!  Some Updates "I Would F*ck Hitler" Super Early Bird Tier As we prepare to hit 100% funded, we have introduced a 24 HOUR SUPER EARLY BIRD tier for "I Would F*ck Hitler". Save $10 if you... (Read More)

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