The Whispering Forest

Calm Your Baby Tits

A project in New Smyrna Beach, FL by Jessie Thompson
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A hilarious book titled “Calm Your Baby Tits”, filled with witty and true life stories from a millennial mom.
Backers: 29
Average Pledge Per Backer: $69

Funded: $2,008 of $2,000
Dates: Apr 17th -> Jun 16th (60 days)
Project By: Jessie Thompson
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Latest News

You Guests

June 15th - via: kickstarter.com
Thanks again to all of you! You’re the best, and you have no idea how happy I am to get this book going. Seriously, a dream come true. I’m putting together the acknowledgments page, and want to make sure I get each and every one of you down. For... (Read More)

You Did It👏🏼🥂🎉

June 14th - via: kickstarter.com
You all did it! Thank you to everyone who has contributed to this Kickstarter campaign. Thank you to the people I know, and all those who I have yet to meet. Thank you for your faith and confidence in Calm Your Baby Tits, and all you believe it shall... (Read More)

A Million Thanks

June 11th - via: kickstarter.com
With less than a week to go, I would like to thank everyone who donated anything at all to this campaign. You guys made this all possible, and I can’t wait until the next part of this journey begins!  (Read More)

Home Stretch

June 3rd - via: kickstarter.com
We are in the home stretch of this donation campaign, and I must say thank you from the bottom of my heart. We are almost there friends! As soon as the Kickstarter campaign ends on June 16th, the book will be edited, formatted, published and sent out... (Read More)

Happy Memorial Day

May 27th - via: kickstarter.com
Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Memorial Day. Stay safe out there, and don’t forget to take a minute for yourself, enjoy your company, and if you’re stuck in traffic: Calm Your Baby Tits!  (Read More)

Comedy For The Cause

May 15th - via: kickstarter.com
In case you aren’t familiar with me, or with what I do, let me enlighten you. I have a blog. Which prompted me to write a book, that is hilarious and that you are helping to support, and I thank you all. I also do stand up comedy on the side, also... (Read More)

Decals Are In!

May 8th - via: kickstarter.com
With only 38 days left to go in this All Or Nothing campaign, the DECALS CAME IN! No matter what amount you have pledged for Calm Your Baby Tits, you will receive a FREE decal in the mail, right now! The decals are waterproof, and guaranteed for a... (Read More)

Cinco De Thank You

May 5th - via: kickstarter.com
On today, Cinco De Mayo, I would just like to say thank you to everyone who has supported this project so far! You guys have been awesome!!! Have a safe and happy holiday today, and don’t forget to send me your address so I can mail you out a free... (Read More)

Free Decals

April 29th - via: kickstarter.com
Hello and thank you to everyone who has donated to the book so far! I appreciate you more than you can imagine and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. There are big plans lined up for this book, and you have all been such a generous part of the... (Read More)

Happy Easter

April 21st - via: kickstarter.com
I’m so thankful on this candy filled holiday, to have such wonderful people supporting “Calm Your Baby Tits”. You won’t be disappointed in the finished product!!! Thank you everyone!  (Read More)

Off To A Good Start

April 18th - via: kickstarter.com
I want to thank everyone who has donated so far to Calm Your Baby Tits! Please tell your friends about this awesome cause, and if they want to get a feel for it, they can always visit www.CalmYourBabyTits.org OR www.CalmYourBabyTits.com.  (Read More)

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