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The Cyanide & Happiness Adventure Game

A project in Dallas, TX by Cyanide & Happiness

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The Cyanide & Happiness Adventure Game will complete the gaping hole in your soul, heal the feels in your heart, and wash your dishes.
Backers: 14969
Average Pledge Per Backer: $38

Funded: $575,327 of $300,000
Dates: Sep 5th -> Oct 5th (30 days)
Project By: Cyanide & Happiness
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Latest News

Cyanide & Happiness arrives to Lithuania: online comic creator will meet fans in autumn

June 5th - via:
Rob DenBleyker, the creator of one of the most popular online comics, Cyanide & Happiness, is coming to Lithuania to meet with his fans. (Read More)


September 27th - via:
Is that a storyline in your pocket or are you just... wait that doesn't work. Hmm. Let's try this again. You've made our BIG story get EVER BIGGER! You saucy dogs you! Want an even BIGGER game? One that involves you playing as a Shark perhaps? We're... (Read More)

Announcing our special guest voice actors!

September 26th - via:
We are WAY beyond excited to announce some of our friends who will be helping provide voice acting for the game!   Ethan Klein from H3H3!     Jim Sterling from Jimquisition!   Egoraptor returning as Ted Bear!     Jessica Calvello   Chris Oney!... (Read More)

The Game is Coming to OSX / Linux!

September 22nd - via:
We did it! Thanks to YOU for sharing and spreading the good word about the campaign!There's less that two weeks to get this game on PS4, can we hit $600k by then?    (Read More)

We made an infomercial!

September 19th - via:
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'Cyanide & Happiness' Getting an Adventure Game

September 19th - via:
Perhaps following in the footsteps of South Park, which is getting its second game soon titled Fractured But Whole, it looks like the long-standing comic series, Cyanide & Happiness is making a RPG of its own. (Read More)

ANOTHER STRETCH GOAL REACHED! Localization unlocked!

September 18th - via:
Now the game will be translated into German, French, and Spanish! Hooray!  But our work isn’t done. Here’s the list of the next stretch goal targets we have:  $450k OSX & Linux Releases of the Game  $475k Longer Story   $500k Shark Dad... (Read More)


September 15th - via:
Get ready to wear your Sunday best! Thanks to all of you, we'll now have all kinds of wearable items hidden throughout the game that you'll be able to pick up and dress your character (Coop) with! Our next stretch goal is for Localization, so we can... (Read More)

Congratulations! You killed Coop!

September 14th - via:
Thanks to your valiant efforts in the Schmooze Your Own Adventure happening on Facebook, you’ve unlocked COOP’S DEATH! Now you can die in-game! WHAT A SWEET DEAL! There’s still THREE MORE UNLOCKABLES in the SYOA, so KEEP PLAYING!  In this last... (Read More)

Cyanide & Happiness video game funded, could come to Xbox One

September 14th - via:
According to the stretch goals on the Kickstarter, there's a chance that the C&H game might be coming to the Xbox One. (Read More)


September 12th - via:
In-Game Achievements UNLOCKED! The game will now include a wide variety of built-in achievements that will be collected during your adventure in an in-game sticker album! Achievement stickers will show off your SWEET GAMING SKILLS with achievements... (Read More)

SYOA Chapter 3 is live! This chapter unlocks an EXTRA SECRET GAME GOODIE FOR EVERYONE!

September 11th - via:
For Previous Chapters:   By a landslide, you all have chosen to challenge the poor girl to a fight to the death. We hope you feel good about yourselves, tough guys!  Here's our favorite submissions.    ... (Read More)

New Tiers, Returning Tiers, Physical Goodies, and More Game Boxes!

September 11th - via:
We’re almost to our first stretch goal! Can we hit it by the end of the day? Maybe you can help!   As a thank you for all your continued support, we’re unlocking some new tiers!   NEW TIER #1: Mutant  $1000: Become a Mutant  Ever wondered... (Read More)

New Stretch Goals!

September 8th - via:
We’ve been listening to everyone’s feedback so as a thank you for all your support, we’re making some changes to the campaign with new stretch goals!$350k In-Game Achievements: Carry around an in-game sticker album showing off all of the... (Read More)


September 8th - via:
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!  Thanks to all of your support, WE’RE MAKING THE GAME AHHHHHHH! It's not over yet, we've got a whole bunch of stretch goals and Schmooze Your Own Adventure unlockables waiting, so keep spreading the good word! We've... (Read More)

The dads have it! SYOA Chapter 2 Unlocked!

September 7th - via:
We're dressing up like our dad! Choice A won by a landslide of dad, and we couldn't be more proud! Here's our fav submissions:     And our runner up for Banana-In-A-Too-Tight-Space:  And you know what that means, CHAPTER 2 UNLOCKED!   When we... (Read More)

New Tier Announcement, Early Bird tier GONE, and Last Chance for SYOA Chapter 1!

September 6th - via:
New Tier!WOW, looks like you're super excited to get killed in the game! We were hoping we'd get to murder at least some of you, but didn't realize you were all that ready to end it. We're kind of new to killing, though, so there are gonna be a few... (Read More)

Cyanide & Happiness Returns To Kickstarter For Video Game Project “Adventure Game”

September 6th - via:
Less than a year and a half after securing $3,246,588 for its hit game Joking Hazard, hilarious comic content website, Cyanide & Happiness has returned (Read More)


September 5th - via:
Thank you EVERYONE for helping us with your support so far!   But the fun isn't over yet, this campaign we're allowing you to UNLOCK EXTRA GAME STUFF by playing our Schmooze Your Own Adventure!   How do you play? With each chapter there will be... (Read More)

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