Crown the New Emperor of the United States

A project in Boston, MA by Joey Peters
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Democracy has failed America so it's time to hand the reigns of the country to the lesser of two gibbering maniacs.
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Funded: $35 of $25
Dates: Nov 29th -> Dec 29th (30 days)
Project By: Joey Peters
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Latest News

Art Print Denominations

December 19th - via: kickstarter.com
Exciting things are afoot as I hurtle startlingly toward the impending coronation. The Electoral College voted today, and if you want some good news, well, they're all gonna be looking for new jobs once I get that crown on my head.  Otherwise I've... (Read More)

New Stretch Goals

December 8th - via: kickstarter.com
Okay, we going mad stale son so I've updated with some new stretch goals.  $35To Show my love for this country I will desecrate an American flag as part of the coronation. $50I will send out five invitations to world leaders to either come to my... (Read More)

WE DID IT! America will be saved!

December 1st - via: kickstarter.com
I'm so excited! I can't believe this day has finally come! America has come together and now there's hope. In a little bit I'm going to start releasing my stretch goals, intended to make this incredible event and unstoppable pop culturological... (Read More)

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