No One Warps For Free!

A project in Sun Prairie, WI by Venger Satanis
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Yet another adventure for the Alpha Blue roleplaying game! Sleazy space opera that parodies many existing scifi franchises.
Backers: 200
Average Pledge Per Backer: $20

Funded: $3,996 of $2,000
Dates: Jun 1st -> Jun 24th (23 days)
Project By: Venger Satanis
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Latest News

Old School Reaction Rolls

June 24th - via: kickstarter.com
The bonus softcovers may be gone, but keep in mind that those vouchers you get with the PDFs are good when you're ready to order your own softcover from Amazon! Also, I created some No One Warps For Free! content here:... (Read More)

Holy shit - more softcovers!

June 24th - via: kickstarter.com
Just talked to my wife and she allowed me to open up 10 more softcover slots in the print reward tier! So, get 'em while they're hot.  Only 4 hours left before this KS's funding is officially over... VS  (Read More)

The Psychostrategist

June 23rd - via: kickstarter.com
Looking for a new career path?  Only 2d6 years of training at this special elite school... http://draconicmagazine.com/articles/manipulator-outcomes Enjoy, VS  (Read More)

Last push!

June 21st - via: kickstarter.com
About 70 hours left for this Kickstarter, folks!  Time to get realz... I'm hoping many of you can push this on social media.  Especially, if there are big RPG pages on FB.  Like them and copy/paste a link to the KS on their wall.  Same goes for... (Read More)

Yes, more David S. Pumpkins!

June 18th - via: kickstarter.com
 . . .  What?  More David Space Pumpkins?!?   The Various Ways of Encountering David S. Pumpkins in No One Warps For Free! 1. David Pumpkins needs money and will do anything to get it. 2. Bounty hunters can make 10,000 credits bringing David... (Read More)

Title on cover now with more visual flavor

June 17th - via: kickstarter.com
 . . .  Yep, it needed a little pizzazz.  If you remember what Glynn did with scenario titles in Battle Star: Trek Wars (carrying the title's look into the heading/title of the scenarios), that's going to be a feature in No One Warps For Free, as... (Read More)

David S. Pumpkins returns to Alpha Blue

June 15th - via: kickstarter.com
 . . . Oh yes, he's back! VS  (Read More)

NSFW part 3

June 14th - via: kickstarter.com
. . .  This is another awesome one I wanted to show off.  I wrote an interesting encounter based on the image... Enjoy, VS  (Read More)

NSFW part 2

June 13th - via: kickstarter.com
 Here's another beauty! BTW, I posted a 2nd FAQ on the KS main page.  Basically, if you want to get all the Alpha Blue PDFs and swap out one or two because there's something you already have, that's fine.  Just choose PDFs you don't have.   VS... (Read More)

NSFW!!!

June 13th - via: kickstarter.com
Periodically, I'll show off some of the sexier artwork that I can't put on the Kickstarter page.  This one is from Hal "The 13th Warlock" Glick...  . . .  Thanks for looking, VS p.s. Despite not reaching the stretch goal yet, I unlocked the Alpha... (Read More)

111 Backers and well over $2K

June 7th - via: kickstarter.com
Thanks for another amazing Kickstarter, guys!  But we're not done yet - keep the blue flame burning by playing, blogging, talking, linking, and reviewing Alien Ass, Hydrogen Gas, or Cosmic Grass... No One Warps For Free! Couple of questions... 1)... (Read More)

Why limited softcovers?

June 2nd - via: kickstarter.com
At the risk of oversharing, my wife does not like roleplaying games, believes Alpha Blue to be degrading, sexist, inappropriate, and horrible, and thinks all this is a waste of my time and talent - which is best devoted to taking care of the children... (Read More)

Awesome first day!

June 2nd - via: kickstarter.com
Thanks for making this KS a success.  Just a matter of time before we hit our $2,000 funding goal... and then the stretch goals! Also, hoping someone can help me out with this.  There's an RPG news/culture Facebook page that's allowing a short... (Read More)

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