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Evil Baby Orphanage

A project in Placerville, CA by Wyrd Miniatures

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The world's foremost time travelling facility for the preventive parenting of evil babies.
Backers: 2263
Average Pledge Per Backer: $48

Funded: $108,630 of $5,500
Dates: Jul 30th -> Aug 14th (15 days)
Project By: Wyrd Miniatures
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Latest News

All Rewards Shipped!

August 5th - via:
Hi! As of last week, all Evil Baby Orphanage rewards have been shipped. International backers, please allow 2-6 weeks for shipping, and domestic backers please allow 2-4 weeks. Thanks again, to all of you, for your incredible support of EBO.  -The... (Read More)

Bad Babies and Beyond!

July 3rd - via:
Hi All! Nearly all the packages have been shipped, and everyone will be receiving their rewards soon. Many of you have already discovered these babies on your doorstep and unwrapped those bundles of joy! Thanks for the feedback, everyone. The world... (Read More)

Shipping Error in Bloody Mary Pledge Level

June 19th - via:
Hi Everyone, We had a shipping error in our Blood Mary shipments ($40 Pledge Level) which caused backers at this level not to receive the Crayon Manifesto and Nerdfighteria Expansions; this error is being corrected at this time, and a separate... (Read More)

EBO Shipping!

June 18th - via:
Hi Everyone! We have started shipping! You can expect all your remaining reward items to arrive as one, complete package within 2-4 weeks of shipping for U.S. addresses and within 4-6 weeks of shipping for addresses outside the U.S. We'd like to... (Read More)

Shipping Update!

June 7th - via:
Hi everyone, We'd been holding our breath waiting for everything to clear through customs, and we're so happy to say it finally cleared! And all of us at the office and warehouse can breathe again. Prep work for shipping has begun and we hope to... (Read More)

Production Update #3

May 24th - via:
Hey all, Items are trickling into the warehouse. All of the models should be arriving next Tuesday. However, a few things (like the metal case) are still on their way. We plan on being able to start shipping orders out to all of you in about two and... (Read More)

Production Update 2

April 24th - via:
Hi all,All of the stretch goal items are done and on their way to the warehouse! They will be shipped out as soon as we get all of them in. Thank you so much for your continued support and patience. We are sorry for the delay. It turns out we were... (Read More)

Nerdfighteria Expansion and Table Top Day

March 26th - via:
This post is for backers only. Please visit and log in to read. (Read More)

Play Evil Baby Orphanage on Tabletop Day!

March 1st - via:
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Crayon Manifesto Print and Play

February 1st - via:
Hey all, The print and play of the Crayon Manifesto expansion has been sent off to everyone who backed at an appropriate level to receive it! This expansion includes new babies, toys, and action cards and also introduces Time Nannies. Look in the... (Read More)

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