Endangered Orphans of Condyle Cove
A project in Ridgeland, MS by Certifiable Studios000days
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A deplorable tabletop game devoid of joy, hope, or humor; which, regrettably, is also far more awesome than it has any right to be.
Backers: 7305
Average Pledge Per Backer: $49
Funded: $355,971 of $4,097
Dates: Aug 22nd -> Oct 6th (45 days)
Project By: Certifiable Studios
Backers: 7305
Average Pledge Per Backer: $49
Funded: $355,971 of $4,097
Dates: Aug 22nd -> Oct 6th (45 days)
Project By: Certifiable Studios
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Last Updated: October 6 @ 11:01 -0400 GMT
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Latest News
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE THE ENDING 
October 6th - via: kickstarter.com
THE FOLLOWING UPDATE WAS HALF WRITTEN BY RICK AND HALF WRITTEN BY OPIE. (Guess who chose THIS gif...) By the time this is sent, you're looking at, like 4ish hours left to wonder just how we're going to screw this whole thing up before the campaign... (Read More)
Our First (and last) Genuine Update!
October 4th - via: kickstarter.com
The Kickstarter clock has changed its ways. It no longer counts the days you have to suffer through senseless updates from the Certifiable team, it counts the hours. We are making our final push for the Endangered Orphans of Condyle Cove, and that... (Read More)
ASG: THE *GOOD* STUFF
September 30th - via: kickstarter.com
LOAD THE FOLLOWING BEFORE READING FURTHER CLICK IMAGE IF YOU ARE TOO UNCOOL TO KNOW WHO THIS IS The next time you find yourself with a hankering. The next time you think to yourself, "I want something satisfying. Something that will fill me, but... (Read More)
WE ARE ALL OUT OF OPTIONS
September 29th - via: kickstarter.com
We don't understand. What more do we have to do? We've been nice up to this point, and even warned you what might happen if you kept hitting the Anti Stretch Goals. But NO. Not only did you not heed our warnings, but you are seemingly insatiable.... (Read More)
No whining about multi-updates! YOU GUYS did the ASG unlocking, not us.
September 29th - via: kickstarter.com
Just HAD to unlock the first ANTI-STRETCH GOAL a few hours after the last update, didn't ya? DIDN'T YA? The NEXT ANTI-STRETCH GOAL...? We're gonna deface some ACTUAL game related stuff, people. We'll freaking do it! (Read More)
THE ONE UPDATE **EVERY** BACKER SHOULD SEE
September 28th - via: kickstarter.com
Look... this video says it all: 1st RULE: You do not talk about ANTI STRETCH GOALS. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about ANTI STRETCH GOALS. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out… the ANTI STRETCH GOALS get... (Read More)
WILL RICK LIVE THROUGH OUR FIRST "LIVE UPDATE"?
September 27th - via: kickstarter.com
TODAY 5PM US CST LIVE ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE While everyone has been waiting for the Anti Stretch Goals to be announced, Rick has been trying to decide if he should open any of these social media letters. Then... this arrived: Please note it... (Read More)
STORE OF BROKEN DREAMS & ACTUAL IMPOSSIBLE GOALS & ACTUAL NEWBORNS!
September 25th - via: kickstarter.com
Our last quiz update more than tripled the views and engagements of any previous update, once again making us look like we might know what we're doing. To help kill that perception ASAP, we've launched a new store filled with terrible crappy... (Read More)
"TAKE OUR UPDATE... PLEASE"
September 23rd - via: kickstarter.com
What kind of UPDATE are you? (Read More)
It's a boy!!!
September 20th - via: kickstarter.com
Certifiable Studios and Mr. Anthony Coffey are proud to announce the arrival of Condyle Cove's newest resident . As always, we recommend not growing to attached. This is an exciting week for announcements... Jesse has some new images he's just... (Read More)
!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!
September 18th - via: kickstarter.com
Another "make us do something we don't wanna do" Stretch Goal has fallen. And so, once again... look what you made us do... Also in the news... FRENCH, GERMAN & SPANISH TRANSLATION BUNDLES NOW AVAILABLE Two new tiers have been added to... (Read More)
We were told you WANTED this...?
September 15th - via: kickstarter.com
Over in Comment's Cove, various pushy and disturbingly enthusiastic backers told us that it was "normal" for Creators to "inform" the "backers" via "updates" and "emails" that Stretch Goals have been "reached." The apparent logic is that you, as... (Read More)
A SERIES OF LEGITIMATE UPDATES
September 13th - via: kickstarter.com
NEW STRETCH GOALS & ADD-ONSWe try not to send updates with actual, useful, expected information in them too often, for fear that you people may start suspecting we are competent or in someway know what we are doing. So, for Orphan's sake, don't... (Read More)
STRETCH GOALS ARE DROPPING LIKE... (dare we say it?)
September 6th - via: kickstarter.com
So, over the last few days, our amazing backers have seemingly joined forces as a unified front and screamed to the world: "@#$% THESE 5K STRETCH GOALS (and Jesse's hands)!" and shot past the 75K & 80K marks to unlock 4 new cards for The Last... (Read More)
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!! (Or nothing. Life is unpredictable, really.)
September 5th - via: kickstarter.com
Okay, so we just made this stretch goal up. Creator's prerogative. If you're new to the Endangered Orphan's campaign, you may be thinking "huh... the campaign page is somewhat... jumbled and... busy..." There's a very good reason for this: the... (Read More)
DO NOT READ: BOREDOM LIES BENEATH
September 4th - via: kickstarter.com
Hey EO Backers! This is Rick! If Opie knew I was posting an update and actually talking to our backers, he would flip. Jesse would just cringe, but Opie would actually blow a gasket. He keeps a note above his computer that say "DON'T LET RICK TALK TO... (Read More)
WAIT!! HEAR US OUT...
September 3rd - via: kickstarter.com
If you aren't following the chaos down in Comments Cove we morbidly invite you to come join in the insanity. We didn't draw this. Damn it. A little challenge for some Nursery Rhymes we sent out in the early days of the campaign has taken a life... (Read More)
CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!
August 31st - via: kickstarter.com
You hit the stretch goal... Rick hits an all time low... (Read More)
NEW STRETCH GOALS. UNLOCKED ADD-ONS
August 31st - via: kickstarter.com
If you haven't visited the Campaign page in a while, there's a lot of new to know. Jesse reminds everyone that a lot of things are still in artistic flux, so consider everything coming with a "final products may vary" disclaimer. We're updating and... (Read More)
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
August 29th - via: kickstarter.com
We owe you an epic update because WOW. The attention and love you are giving the Orphans is overwhelming. No, really, Rick, Jesse and I are amazed, grateful, and scrambling to make everything on our end half as awesome as each of you. See Jesse... (Read More)
Far Superior Orphan Carnage?!
August 28th - via: kickstarter.com
We awoke to the following message from Mark, an enthusiastic supporter of our Friend Dan Letzring's excellent Gadeteers (featuring art from our own Jesse Labbe'!) Finally... someone who listened and DIDN'T back OUR game! Well, of course the notion of... (Read More)
JESSE'S (AND MR. PARKER'S) DREAM COME TRUE
August 27th - via: kickstarter.com
The Certifiable Trinity are taking a little (very little) personal time this weekend to address some pesky personal responsibilities like "family" and "bathing" so that we can focus every bit of effort next week on improving our Kickstarter campaign... (Read More)
The MOST IMPORTANT UPDATED you will EVER read
August 26th - via: kickstarter.com
Good morning. We awoke to see the following comments... ones that echo so many we have seen before: we also get a lot of "you guys should spel check" comments Oh no, no our dear friends. There should be no shame. Feel no remorse. This morning you... (Read More)
THE DUTCH DEVIL (and some other updates)
August 25th - via: kickstarter.com
The 666th follower of this campaign. That was the suggestion we were given for our first "Cove Ode": The Memorial wall is up: http://fortheorphans.certifiablegames.com/ Only the "Least we can do" levelers are up there right now. We apologize... (Read More)
Would the following backers please stand up...
August 24th - via: kickstarter.com
We're all in this together now. Excellent. Hello backers,Wow. You guys. Seriously. Thank you for not letting us take all the blame for this.UPDATES: Adding new tiers to allow additional game purchases to existing and new backers. Hard at work on... (Read More)
STRETCH GOAL ROOKIE MISTAKES
August 23rd - via: kickstarter.com
A few of our backers have understandably addressed concerns with our stretch goal release and set up. Below is our response left in the comments section. As of this post, we have tried to make some amends by: 1) fulfilling the first stretch goal*... (Read More)
STRETCH GOALS ARE UP!
August 23rd - via: kickstarter.com
Just remember... ...you asked for them. (Read More)
Meanwhile... when we should have been doing USEFUL project work...
August 23rd - via: kickstarter.com
We're right this very moment finalizing a few of the $#'s on our stretch goals to assure that coming through on them* will have MINIMAL (if any) impact on our ability to make our promised delivery dates. (*We, like most of you, have little faith... (Read More)
FOR FUNDING OUT LOUD
August 22nd - via: kickstarter.com
Dear funders, We don't have our stretch goals ready. And, we don't think it's out of line to say, honestly, that this is all your fault. We fully expected it to take anywhere from 30 to 45 days for us to reach anywhere near 4K. We... (Read More)
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