The Boy and the Toad - An illustrated poem - Hardcover

'Demon Bitch: The FreeDumb Tour' Kickstarter

A project in Los Angeles, CA by Christie Shinn
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Demon Bitch's second book: 'She Sucks.' is the best in stupidity, originality, and vulgarity, and we got a shiny necklace too!
Backers: 93
Average Pledge Per Backer: $38

Funded: $3,525 of $2,500
Dates: Jan 15th -> Feb 21st (37 days)
Project By: Christie Shinn
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122% LAST DAY! SACRIFICE YOUR INFANTS!!!

February 20th - via: kickstarter.com
122% Oofa.  Fuckin' I'm feeling pretty good right now. I'm making Kickstarter bleed all over me and shit. WHEEE. Bleed bitch.  So, on this last day, usher in the new year! SACRIFICE YOUR INFANTS!!! (make sure you eat the dumb ones only.) I'm hangry... (Read More)

121% Funded! ONLY 39 HOURS LEFT!

February 19th - via: kickstarter.com
121% funded. Holy shit. Just holy shit at what you can do when you reframe things. I have to say that I'm proud of myself for attracting all you lovely people into supporting this cause. Sometimes we're not aware of what we can do, even when we're... (Read More)

118% FUNDED, LONGBEACHCOMICEXPOOMG, SOMEONE PULLED IT OUT FOR DEMON BITCH! 'CAGED BIRDS' KICKSTARTER!

February 18th - via: kickstarter.com
In short, I'm about 34 bucks away from 3K bitches. Oofa. Long Beach Comic Expo was all sorts of rad. Like rad in the sense that people really liked my shit, I talked a lot of nonsense at panels that people really seemed to like, got asked to MAKE a... (Read More)

Long Beach Comic Expo Saturday and Sunday!

February 16th - via: kickstarter.com
I'll be here from 2/16-2/17 at D-22 You can say hi to me or whatever. Just don't get up all in my grill about that money I owe you! I'll have panels Sunday where I'll be talking about stuff. Hooray! CAPS- Tales of the Comic Art Professional Society... (Read More)

HOLDING AT 116%! FUCKING A ANOTHER KICKSTARTER AND A COCKTAIL HOUR HOLY FUCK!

February 15th - via: kickstarter.com
See, we like focusing on positive things. We really do. That's why we focus on Demon Bitch, you know why? Because, people really like awful things. They love laughing at a misery of someone dumb. We go and laugh at their silly ass. But first, let's... (Read More)

116% Hooray! Six Days More to Go!

February 14th - via: kickstarter.com
This is amazing. I've got six days left! This could be VERY feasible that we will reach $3000. I'm so totally focusing on that shit. Also, it's Valentine's Day! What a great day! I don't like celebrating either for or against it. It's more that I'm... (Read More)

112% increase! FUCKKIN GO.

February 13th - via: kickstarter.com
You guys continue to amaze me. I'm so pleased and happy that you mofos have passed and well surpassed the 69 mark, because all of our filthy minds could have remained there. Keep it comin'! Thanks for showing up yesterday at Zorilita Mary's interview... (Read More)

109% Percent Funded and Zorilita's Kickstarter and Long Beach Comic Expo...

February 12th - via: kickstarter.com
God damn, when it rains it pours. 109% funded. Jesus Christ. It keeps coming and I'm happy about that. KEEP IT COMING! Also, a few new things opened up! I'll be on 'Lunch Hour' at 1230PM PST talking with Zorilita Mary Bellamy who has just released... (Read More)

107% funded! Oh yeah, some disgusting shit that came to mind.

February 11th - via: kickstarter.com
So, we're at 107% funded.  This is good. But you know what I want. I want pizza. A mean, slutty as fuck cheeseburger pizza, bitches. Pardon me for putting in a late update today. I had to recover fully from those fucking Demon Bitch cocktails of... (Read More)

Today is the day! The Horrid Cocktail Hour is upon us! Oh yeah, 105% WHEE!!!!

February 9th - via: kickstarter.com
I'll be driving in pee (rain) to get to Tony's house with Lawrence to do this livecast about 4-5PM today. If it works, I'll be going across all my social networks. FACEBOOK LIVE TWITCH YOUTUBE If not, well, there we go. It's only going to be on... (Read More)

104% PERCENT and a Gross Cocktail Hour

February 8th - via: kickstarter.com
104%  I must admit I'm feeling it. The fucking overachiever in me as I've stated again with the repetitive motion my brain has in stating redundant facts, is I want MORE. Of course we want more. We want more cars, more shit, and more money. Before... (Read More)

104% FUNDED - SOMEONE TO LOOK AT, and other DRUNKEN DESPAIR

February 7th - via: kickstarter.com
So, we're at $2610 FUNDED! That's a great thing!  As I said, I really want that pin to get made. It's not just me - other people have pledged for the 'I'm Pregnant!' pin because they want to show their undying love for relationships, or lack... (Read More)

NEW REWARD! 'She Dreams in Digital'

February 6th - via: kickstarter.com
I went, "Oh shit!" there was some level of combinatorix that I had forgotten from my usually meticulous preparation. Fuck it, I lie. It's actually becauseI just fucking forgot. I created another reward because it fucking JUST occurred to me that you... (Read More)

At 102% and rising! Plus, an aftermath of the most shameful yesterday ever

February 6th - via: kickstarter.com
Actually, I'm lying about being shameful. It was a successful time to be had by all! Jules stopped by, we got utterly smashed on quality liquor and we went for Cuban food afterwards. I broke out my swords and no one got hurt. And best of all, one of... (Read More)

101% FUNDED! LET'S GET THIS GOING! Oh yeah, SPECIAL GUEST: JULES RIVERA of 'Love, Jools'!

February 5th - via: kickstarter.com
So yeah, we are now at $2515! It's a start! I can't blame you guys for being all busted up over Superbowl Sunday - or at least getting wasted over the weekend. Now you got more time for Mr. Hangover to go away.  We're just about to start ours.... (Read More)

HAPPY FUCKING MONDAY! I'M TIRED!

February 4th - via: kickstarter.com
How was Superbowl weekend? I bet it was rad for some of you and sucked for some of you. Okay enough, about Superbowl, because I don't give a damn about football. I do like Superbowl because I get to go over to a friend's house and eat very bad things... (Read More)

WE ARE SOLID STRAIGHT! ANOTHER REWARD FOR YOUR UNDYING DEVOTION!!!!

February 3rd - via: kickstarter.com
Before one assumes that this is a post about sexual orientation, I would like to remind our gentle viewers that it's about us making goal this past Friday. It's a day that will remain in triumph and stuff because I'm randomly taking words from famous... (Read More)

100%! I'M IN THE AFTERGLOW AND A SMOKE!

February 2nd - via: kickstarter.com
I celebrated last night by deflating because the goddamn tension and scheduling were so high. It was a good feeling. So, I'm taking a break today because I need to refresh and rejuvenate into myself so I can continually amuse you crazy kids. Posting... (Read More)

100% FUNDED OMGERSH!!!

February 1st - via: kickstarter.com
First of all... THANK YOU. Seriously, thank you. This was the forefront of my mind. I was seriously going nutty and bonkers in my head but I was more zen about it this time. WE HIT IT! However, let's not stop there, because first of all I want to... (Read More)

91% FUNDED ALMOST THE FUCK THERE! - CELEBRATORY COCKTAIL HOUR

February 1st - via: kickstarter.com
WE ARE SO GODDAMN CLOSE!!! 91% FUNDED I'm so proud of you all. Now that we got that going, we got Cocktail Hour of which is especially nasty for you gross motherfuckers. So Tony has graciously invited Lawrence and I to his pad and we will be doing... (Read More)

77% funded! Happy Little Things

January 31st - via: kickstarter.com
I admit, running this thing hasn't been easy. It was easier than the last time, but holy shit, there is a point where I hit a wall. Today, feels like this wall because I think to a point I'm mentally exhausted and feeling under the weather doesn't... (Read More)

HOLY SHIT WE JUST MIGHT DO THIS!!! 76% FUNDED!!!

January 30th - via: kickstarter.com
You motherfuckers always surprise me. You surprise me that no matter how I wake up, which is usually in a good mood, I always get something from you guys that make my day in terms of Demon Bitch coming to fruition. When I hit $2500 of which I am... (Read More)

73% FUNDED and DISTURBING STORY ABOUT DEMON BITCH ***TRIGGER WARNING***

January 29th - via: kickstarter.com
Hooray! We're 73% funded! The fans! The fans! and well, me is keeping this hope alive. Speaking of, I spoke with a backer here and this was the disturbing conversation he wrote me. Let me put my links up for 'Lunch Hour'first, because you're gonna... (Read More)

70% FUNDED! Also, more stuff!

January 28th - via: kickstarter.com
Not bad today. Not bad today. My body feels it though. However, it's not a bad thing, no, not at all. I also went to a buffet and didn't end up shitting my lungs out! Hooray for me! I sort of hermitted this weekend which for me is talking on my... (Read More)

67% FUNDED! PARDON OUR DUST!

January 27th - via: kickstarter.com
So, I've been working. I get, "You always are working!" Sure. It's Sunday and yes we all want that day of rest. Then my brain starts going, "No bitch, you have an idea." And yes, I fucking crazy ideas and monumental ones. That's probably why I do the... (Read More)

66% FUCKING PERCENT FUNDED - And some deep-ass thoughts

January 26th - via: kickstarter.com
Yo, so we funded and heading steady at 66% right now, yo. This is a good number. In fact, people find it impressive.  However, would it be strange if I thought, "Not good enough.", but I do. Before one thinks that I'm going to go on some sort of... (Read More)

65% FUNDED AND COCKTAIL HOUR!

January 25th - via: kickstarter.com
DUMP. Yeah, yesterday was kind of ass. It was pretty quiet on the Western Front and it was sort of sluggish. It was one of those days of which people had some weirdassed crisis or another with personal or physical shit in their house. Well, it seems... (Read More)

61% FUNDED WOO HOO! ... and Facebook is ASS!

January 24th - via: kickstarter.com
So we're at 61% and I found out news that is so cool, but atm it's one of those 'can't tell anyone things'. At least, not yet, until the Kickstarter is over. Good things are happening my friends. I'll also be at the Hive Gallery and Studios on... (Read More)

A WONDERFUL VIEW

January 23rd - via: kickstarter.com
SEE THIS!?! It's so beautiful... Never have I ever fuckin' saw a sight like this. Demon Bitch is dressed up in a nightmarish mix of fuckin' Jackie O and Porky's Revenge. Never have I ever had it trashier. Oh wait, there's a Craigslist tab open on my... (Read More)

NOW BACK TO THE GRIND!!! 53% FUNDED!

January 22nd - via: kickstarter.com
As my parents would go, waking up is an essential part of your day. Or some shit. Now it's time to start moving again... ... finally live a little, finally laugh a little... ... Dear God, I'm quoting the Greatest Showman again. Back to the thing at... (Read More)

DID WE HAVE AN INCREDIBLE WEEKEND!?! 'I'M PREGNANT!' 'STRETCH MARK' GOAL., HAPPY MLK DAY!

January 21st - via: kickstarter.com
Well I must admit that I thought in the first week of the Kickstarter the weekend was on fire. However, I wasn't. I was just wore out like the rest of you were after this whole week. Which is understandable. Actually I want to announce something.... (Read More)

50% FUNDED AND OTHER LIVE SHIT SO I CAN TALK!

January 19th - via: kickstarter.com
So, we have done something here that made me get over my PTSD. WE MADE 50% FUNDING SO FAR. THAT IS GOOD. LET'S KEEP GOING. Now, most people would go and rest and all that fun shit to do the thing and be so happy and get drunk and party over the... (Read More)

COCKTAIL HOUR -45% FUNDED

January 18th - via: kickstarter.com
Fuck. So here we are at 45% funded. FUCKING $1126/$2500 GOAL HOLY SHIT. So, to celebrate as it is Friday, and that we have reached 40% goal in THREE DAYS. THREE FUCKING DAYS!!! Make the Queen Pimp proud. I got a surprise for you fuckers as we close... (Read More)

HOT DAMN! 30% FUNDED!

January 17th - via: kickstarter.com
Right now our goal is at $757 at 30% funding. This is amazing. The golddigger in me hasn't had enough, but she wants MORE. Wait, we all are that way. Never mind, I was being sexist.  Okay since we find common ground, we're all alcoholics too. I'm... (Read More)

OMG GOOD MORNING BITCHES!

January 16th - via: kickstarter.com
So, last night I checked the numbers and this morning. We are as of now at $572 with 19 backers. Like holy shit. That's good. Seriously when I launched, immediately TWO motherfuckers jumped all over her like a fuckin' hoe offering a BOGO for her... (Read More)

IT BEGINS.

January 15th - via: kickstarter.com
Hello and salutations from me! I had been sleeping oh-so-soundly until my little ginger asshole (I do love my cat) was yurkking his guts up right in front of my bedroom door in the wee hours of the morning. Not until I heard his scrapings on my door... (Read More)

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