The Bible v.2: Genesis

A project in Oak Park, IL by Aaron Senser
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A comedic rewrite of the Book of Genesis, one chapter at a time.
Backers: 81
Average Pledge Per Backer: $36

Funded: $2,939 of $1,000
Dates: Mar 21st -> Apr 18th (29 days)
Project By: Aaron Senser
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Latest News

We did it! Now, the real fun begins...

April 18th - via: kickstarter.com
That's it! The Bible v.2: Genesis campaign is officially over! Together, you all raised $2,939, which is 293% of the original goal! That's honestly bonkers. Seriously. I'd like to thank all 81 of you who helped make this possible. I'd also like to... (Read More)

Less than 48 hours remain!

April 17th - via: kickstarter.com
The finish line is in sight! Okay, technically we crossed the finish line five hours after the campaign launched, but the super-extra-final finish line is in sight! We're currently a bit less than $300 away from our $3,000 stretch goal: a bonus story... (Read More)

Fan Work update: Genesis Chapter 1 Audiobook!

April 14th - via: kickstarter.com
Holy cow, this absolutely made my week. Yesterday, the amazing Nathan Haverstick posted an audiobook reading of Genesis Chapter 1, and he honestly knocks it out of the park. Take a listen here. Needless to say, I think this is awesome and wanted to... (Read More)

One week left!

April 11th - via: kickstarter.com
This is it, the final week!  If you have any friends you've been meaning to share this project with, now's your chance! We can still get to $3,000 and unlock the Book of Esther as a bonus story! Remember that I'll be running a backer vote on what... (Read More)

$2,500 Stretch Goal met - Audio theater is coming!

April 4th - via: kickstarter.com
Oh. Boy. I'll be honest, when I created the audio theater stretch goal I didn't actually think we'd make it here. It was kind of one of those "yeah, this would be cool, but..." type of dreams. Looks like that dream is actually happening because we... (Read More)

And God said, "Let there be sound!"

April 2nd - via: kickstarter.com
Good morning everyone and thank you again for all of your support! Because of your help, we're only $28 away from hitting our next stretch goal: an audio theater chapter! What exactly is audio theater? Don't you mean an audio book? Kind of! While... (Read More)

New chapter: Exodus 15

March 27th - via: kickstarter.com
Hi everyone, just a quick update as we get close to finishing the first week of the campaign! New chapter: Exodus 15 If you didn't already know, the Bible v.2 doesn't end at Genesis. I've been posting weekly chapters on Reddit and we're deep into... (Read More)

Another stretch goal down!

March 24th - via: kickstarter.com
"So about this whole flooding the earth thing," said Noah. "Do humans get a say in the matter?" "What, you want to put it to a vote?" said God. "That's the only way to be fair, isn't it?" "How's that fair?" said God. "The results of that vote are... (Read More)

A Whale of a Time

March 22nd - via: kickstarter.com
"What exactly am I looking at here?" asked Adam, poking the bizarre, blobby mass in front of him with a stick. "It's a whale," said God. "I might have gone a bit overboard on the size." "I don't like it," said Adam. "I feel like it wants to eats me."... (Read More)

In the beginning...

March 21st - via: kickstarter.com
"What are you looking at?" asked God. "Oh, this?" said Adam, showing God the laptop he had somehow managed to smuggle into the Garden of Eden. "It's this new thing called Kickstarter. People put up ideas and other people give them money for it."... (Read More)

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