Death, According To Greg, Book 1

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This would potentially be book one, of a six-book series.\n\nIt is pure Satire. \n\nThis one's title would be "Two Sides Of The Same Coin."
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Dates: Jun 6th -> Jul 6th (30 days)
Project By: Matthew Edward Lyons
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Letting it run it's course.

June 27th - via: kickstarter.com
Again, Kickstarter - thanks for being there. Putting this up taught me some things about accountability.  I'm gonna let it run its course, knowing I should have been building a following years ago - we're at 200 followers in a week. I'll being doing... (Read More)

It's been a minute!

June 26th - via: kickstarter.com
I've gotten really carried away with writing unrelated projects, and my writing ability is growing. For that reason, I made a Tumblr. seeinsatire.tumblr.com Check it out to keep tabs on my progress.  I'm still optimistic - my excitement has not... (Read More)

Getting closer... Chapter revision soon!

June 13th - via: kickstarter.com
At this point, I'm getting very close to having my true first draft, polished to the best of my ability. Input is still trickling in, bit by bit - and I'm really hoping to hear from one of the professionals soon. In the coming days, I should have a... (Read More)

Video Update Coming Soon! With a sneak-peek at Book 2!

June 8th - via: kickstarter.com
I am planning on recording a video for an update later today. I would like to share a little about book two - possibly even the back-cover summary. Stay tuned!  (Read More)

Second Draft Update! First Draft moved to this Update!

June 8th - via: kickstarter.com
I have been having so much fun self-editing and implementing feedback, that I am going to be sharing the progress here. The original first draft is included in this update, and the chapter included in the main post is going to be gradually updated. I... (Read More)

Can't. Stop. Polishing.

June 7th - via: kickstarter.com
I have over 10 separate "families", so to speak, reading the first draft. Only two are done, and have not yet delivered notes. One is an editor for Penguin.  I can't wait to receive input, and so even without it, I cannot stop polishing. The edits... (Read More)

Update 2 - The Budget

June 7th - via: kickstarter.com
I have a local self-publisher in town, called Outskirts Press. The level of service I would like to use - for each book - would be Diamond. This would include nearly everything, including e-book publishing and access to finished paperback or... (Read More)

Book 2 - Busting A Nut With Higher Purpose

June 6th - via: kickstarter.com
I forgot to mention something: should this campaign succeed, you will also be receiving a sneak peak at book two. This has two purposes! One, perhaps it will build anticipation? And Two, now I can claim that this is the only fate being decided here.... (Read More)

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